hptumblrconfessions was made by a bunch of arrogant tumblr twats who think people give a shit about them but really no one fucking cares.
hptumblrconfessions was made by a bunch of arrogant tumblr twats who think people give a shit about them but really no one fucking cares.
needlebug keeps jars of your vomit to put in her morning coffee.
accioron has an elaborate design of your intestines tattooed to her lower back.
You catch ruperts watching you in the mirror while you brush your teeth. She licks her lips.
weaslette clutches a jar of your urine while she sleeps so she can feel your warmth.
dumblederpy asked: LOL, what is this?
a documentary
lumossolaris stares at you while you pick your teeth with a toothpick. After you throw it away, you find that she has taken it from the garbage and licked it clean.
princezuko has a mattress made out of your bloodied pads and tampons. He sleeps naked every night.
You wake up to the sound of heavy breathing and feel a tingling sensation in your lower region. mareluna3000 is shaving off your pubic hair. “I need you with me,” she whispers as she carefully puts each hair in a bag. “Always.”
confunded kills her dog and fills it with love notes written in tears and blood. She hands the dead animal to you. “I hope you like it,” she whispers.
You have just finished using the bathroom when lumos-maxima rushes in. “Don’t flush,” she says. “Not yet…” You watch her reach into the toilet. A small moan escapes her lips.
tuperting skins your family and pets and wears them as a suit. “Now we can all be together.”
sirblack makes a necklace out of her baby teeth and gives it to you. “Always and forever,” she whispers.
hogwartsstarrysky replaces all of your family photos with pictures of her in various stages of crying.
loldemort waits for you to post about her. You never do. She smashes your laptop. “No one else deserves you.”
