September 2011
29 posts
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hptumblrconfessions was made by a bunch of arrogant tumblr twats who think people give a shit about them but really no one fucking cares.
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needlebug keeps jars of your vomit to put in her morning coffee.
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accioron has an elaborate design of your intestines tattooed to her lower back.
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You catch ruperts watching you in the mirror while you brush your teeth. She licks her lips.
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weaslette clutches a jar of your urine while she sleeps so she can feel your warmth.
twatevr asked: LOL, what is this?
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lumossolaris stares at you while you pick your teeth with a toothpick. After you throw it away, you find that she has taken it from the garbage and licked it clean.
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princezuko has a mattress made out of your bloodied pads and tampons. He sleeps naked every night.
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You wake up to the sound of heavy breathing and feel a tingling sensation in your lower region. mareluna3000 is shaving off your pubic hair. “I need you with me,” she whispers as she carefully puts each hair in a bag. “Always.”
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confunded kills her dog and fills it with love notes written in tears and blood. She hands the dead animal to you. “I hope you like it,” she whispers.
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You have just finished using the bathroom when lumos-maxima rushes in. “Don’t flush,” she says. “Not yet…” You watch her reach into the toilet. A small moan escapes her lips.
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tuperting skins your family and pets and wears them as a suit. “Now we can all be together.”
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sirblack makes a necklace out of her baby teeth and gives it to you. “Always and forever,” she whispers.
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hogwartsstarrysky replaces all of your family photos with pictures of her in various stages of crying.
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loldemort waits for you to post about her. You never do. She smashes your laptop. “No one else deserves you.”
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living-death has all of your underwear nailed to her bedroom walls. At night, she sings a lullaby to them. “I’ll see you in the morning…”
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lupini makes noodles with your dead skin cells.
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dumbledoreisabamf shaves off his beard and makes it into a scarf. He goes to his favorite café and asks for a cup of coffee made in your flavor. When they say they don’t have it, he kills them and brings them to your house. “I did this for you,” he says.
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You delete your Tumblr. accionatnat sends you a note written in blood. “I’m still following you.”
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thedailyprophet turns fourteen. To celebrate, he bakes you a cake. When you’re trying to sleep that night, you feel someone watching you. The sound of heavy breathing and the smell of flour is apparent. “Dream of me,” you hear him murmur.
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sirlestrange gathers his family and his koala together to watch a film of you sleeping. During the climax of your slumber, he shushes them and whispers, “This is the best part.” A faint fart escapes you. He moans.
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-hogwarts cuts off your legs. “Now you can never leave me,” she whispers as you scream in agony. “Shh. I’m doing it for us.”
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dailyloreena gif’d your birth. She watches it everyday while clutching a jar of your mother’s placenta, weeping.
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During the hurricane, ginervas runs outside naked. Tears streaming down her face, she cries “TAKE ME NOW!” and screams your name in agony.
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tyrotoxism collects all of your tears and puts them in a bottle. “This is for you,” she whispers as she takes a sip.
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acciohedwig filmed you when you got wisdom teeth removed. She masturbates to it rigorously. “I just want to feel your pain.”
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needlebug eats all the food in your house and your cat. “Now you can only love me.”
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You walk into a room and see princezuko weeping over his computer. A picture of you naked is opened in Photoshop.
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h-e-r-m-i-o-n-e cuts off all of your eyelashes to fill the gaps in her username. “This one’s for you and me,” she quotes.
